Believe what you will about climate change, but this is a clever campaign.
I was intrigued enough to go through and look at all the different world leaders they Photoshopped, and the "apology" works well to get you reading the copy.
My one complaint: 2020 Dmitry Medvedev. Come on, everyone knows the Russian Federation of Tomorrow will be ruled by the galvanized fist of Cyber-Putin.
Thursday, Dec 3, I had the pleasure of attending the Writers' Collective 2009 Poetry Contest awards ceremony at the Millenium Library. My poem, Goramedes, was selected as the first-place winner.
The event also honoured the winners of the Winnipeg Free Press/Writers' Collective 2009 Non-Fiction Contest. It was an interesting experience. Some very good writing all around. I particularly liked John Barsby's reading of his short story, Beloved Aunt.
Judges Ariel Gordon and Jennifer Still (A Creative Communications grad) had some extremely kind words for me. "Jason's delight in language's knots and strong sense of form shines with charm, wit, and an eclectic linguistic edge."
I've never had two complete strangers say something so complimentary about my writing. Taking into account that just a couple of years ago I didn't consider myself a writer at all, I'm humbled.
During my reading I channeled my best George Elliot Clarke, and brought as much energy to my words as I could muster.
The poem:
“Goramedes”
Frank Goramedes ___graceless and ghastly
A man incongruitous ___with goodliness and right
Once a delicate blastula ___innocence irrevocable
froiling in the foamy-buttersauce ___of mother’s womb
His crenelated mug ___bespoke of never-glory
Paper-burned flat cap ___perched on bleaken-pate head
Jowls pinched and puckered ___in parody of golden mean
A Pear-man if you ever saw one ___humanoid-carbuncle in a suit
Where palewaivens beckon ___to dream-thirsty bentlings
Stood Firm of Hrimbolde ___Carsephalope and Tung
Fixture of the blackentoil city ___where Goramedes made his mark
Mister Arthur Aebelasker ___Eldest of Ethel and Albert
Philluminist of ill repute ___and litigator of men
Partner of Goramedes ___his better in all aspects
Cast lingrances across his file-stand ___plotting dire-denouement
Aebelasker had aquired ___a liking for Lorna.
A Hellenistic honey ___who was bride to Goramedes
Nee Torquemada ___tangled in turbid-betrothal.
to a weevil-headed devil ___while yearning for dove-handed squire
The twosome contrived ___to make-mortal their foil
By cold prosciutto canapés ___and arsenic in Cabernet Franc
Goramedes arrived after eight ___inhaling his aperitif
Then Frank met floor ___gingerly the glight left his eyes
The gleeful sin-smiths ___grinning in their coarse collusion
At wake were offered ___coffee, sprats and cruellers
In the fashion of his kindred ___the failed-people of old
The surviving were unpresent ___his widow a no-show
Lorna lounged in citrus-lands ___Arthur at her side
The spades-and-shovels smoked ___by the wayside worm-field.
The Heavenly-bag-man uttered ___murmuring the honoured-mythology
Over our fiend interred ___a pine-shrouded unperson
Grudgingly excepted by earth ___earnest until eternity exhumed
I hope it lived up to the hype.
Thanks to Perry Grosshans and his wife Tanya, who canceled a prior commitment in order to attend; and Karen Press, my creative writing instructor who gave me advice when I composed the poem for her class. And a big thank you to everyone who's been supportive of my Cre Comm endeavor and my writing.
I dedicate the award to Veronica, who continues to astound me daily - usually at the exact moment that I need some astoundingness.
I hope it's the first of many dedications to come.